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Cronus x Reader At Least You Remember MeHe stared at his face that was reflected by the mirror and smiled. He did it. He finally did it.

" I'm..... I'm finally human..... Novw.. Novw she'll have to lowve me! "

He touched his face once more and accidently whiped some of the paint off. He growled in annoyance and looked at himself once more. " I need to make some more adjustments..... "

* BACK IN TIME! *

" VWHY! VWHY VWON'T YOU LOWVE ME!? " You flinched back in due to shock and sighed. " Once we complete the game, you will disapear forever! Besides! If we all do make it out alive! I don't think that intertwining the speices is a good idea! Rose and Kanaya may have already done it

Hetalia Writing Meme 9Choose 10 characters:

1. Russia
2. Japan
3. Canada
4. Lithuania
5. Britain
6. France
7. Greece
8. Prussia
9. Belarus
10. America

1) You wake up and open your eyes, immediately you see [6] before your eyes. What do you do?

France: *leaning over me a bit, smiling flirtatiously as always* Ah~ Bonjour, mon cher~ Did you sleep well?
Me: *not amused*.....Francis....What the FrUK are you doing in my room?
France: Honhonhon~ I 'eard you mumbling in your sleep, and decided to check it out. Some'zing about wanting your boyfriend to--
Me: *blushing hard, though thoroughly pissed off* You have 5 seconds to get out of here, before I frickin' murder yo

Happy HourWound up.

Clocked him.

Did time.

Leave A MessageSherlock was galloping through his deductions when Lestrade’s phone rang.

“Hold on,” said Lestrade, and then paused. “That’s odd.”

He showed the display to John.

“Number withheld: please pass phone to Sherlock Holmes,” John read out.

“Don’t answer it!" shouted Sherlock.

John stared at him. “Is this something to do with Mycroft?”

Sherlock turned abruptly and strode away.

At the lab they bumped into Molly. Almost immediately her mobile rang.

“Um..?” she said gazing at the screen.

“Message for Sherlock Holmes?” asked John.

“Turn your p

Morby infinito-Mira, Mordecai, compre esta nueva máquina del tiempo- dijo Rigby al entrar al cuarto con un nuevo aparato como el que se había destruido.
-Genial-dijo Mordecai
-Me dijeron que tenía un pequeño defecto, pero fue gratis, así que lo tome.
-Te amo Rigby
-¡Wow!

Mordecai y Rigby confesaron su amor el uno para el otro, se abrazaron y se dieron un beso de forma muy apasionada, pasaron el mejor momento de sus vidas.

-Desearía que esto volviera a repetirse- dijo Mordecai
-Tengo la solución- dijo Rigby

Rigby acciono su máquina del tiempo y regresó minutos atrás antes que Mordecai le confesara su amor.

-Mira, Mordecai, compre esta nueva máquina del

60 For 60: The Boscombe Valley MysteryWhen I first began sharing lodgings with Holmes, I thought he had no interest in literature. I soon discovered this was not the case.

He was so enthusiastic about George Meredith’s work that he accepted an invitation to a function Meredith was attending.

“A fascinating man,” Holmes told me later. “His friend Conan Doyle was most offhand with me though.”

A Welcome Letter From DeathHello Claude.
I hope this letter finds you well. In fact I'm certain it will. See, you've managed to escape my icy grip once again, Claude. And I'm not pleased about that. Not one iota. That's the third time you've cheated me this month.
But I digress.
I'm not writing this letter to chastise you, Claude. Not at all. In fact, if anything, I should be congratulating you. It's rare indeed that someone of your ..... shall we say "intellect" ..... one-ups the Grand Reaper himself. (And remember, not just once; not twice; but three ..... count 'em ..... THREE times!) That's one highly impressive feat.
But in all seriousness, Claude. How DO you do it? I've tried to figure it out. I've watched and rewatched the video feeds; I've played them forwards, I've played them backwards; I've sped them up, I've slowed them down; I've run through them frame-by-oafish-frame and I just. Can't. Figure it out!
Now, the first time? I can understand that. I mean it happens all the time. Guy goes out with his f

New ReligionAll hail Celtic! Death to Rangers!

Where Did Indigo?blue Violet Green.

yellow Red: "Orange?"

Mystery Of You

Shimmer Women Athletes
Volume 58

Victoria McKenzie vs Kana

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As Kana smirked slightly to the 6ft Australian, the notriously hot-

Canis Lupus Familiaris on Homo SapiensHomo Sapien and I may never see eye to eye, in part because eye level for me is his knee high. He walks on two awkward legs, and covers them in fur which is not his own. His paws are long and wide, but so useless he feels the need to conceal them. I have tried to teach him the value of walking on four legs, but he does not understand. Always, he yells, "Off, dog!" and shoves me, and, tail low and eyes bulging, I leave him be. Homo Sapien and I do not agree; he believes two legs is best. I have tried to walk on two legs, but it was so unbalanced, so awkward, so comparatively slow and inefficient, that I needed to lean on him for support. Alas,

TonyXReader: Texting Before TraningI saw someone do something like this with Marvel before and see what it's like.I'm testing this out All rights belong to that person who started this.
8:19 am Monday May 16th 2013
Tony: Ok, So what I'm gonna be bored for 6hrs?

You: Hey do you want me not to join shield?

Tony: Um, no I like you here and you're the only one who can calm Royal pants down and the Jolly green giant. But I don't see why I can't get you home schooled.

You: ?_? Now you wanna keep me hidden to yourself?

Tony: That would be nice, Besides it's great here.

You: Hey I didn't know I was talking to Loki! And when were you capable to have a Girlfriend with out having one nighters?
8:26 AM

Tony: -Sniffle- Well I'm sorry "Natasha"

You: Damn you beat me on that one.

Tony: Hurrah!

You: Great now you're Thor.

Tony: I bet I can hammer you better than he can.

You: Tony... Still not sleeping with you.

hetalia and ninjago crossover thingylioyd: I BROKE THE TIME TRAVELOR THING-Y!
*ninjas goes back to hetalia*
---world war 1---
*ninjas appear behind bush*
*germany comes and tomato box appears*
germany:AFTER THAT STUPID TITANIC THINGY COMES WW1!
lioyd:he's green,dark-green to me.
italy(in tomato box)

lease don't open!
germany:SHOW YOURSELF!
jay: he's worse than sensei wu!
italy:*pops out of the tomato box*don't hurt me!
germany: u pretend to be nice? are you the desent of roman empire?
italy:IM HIS GRANDSON!
kai:let's go wherever they go.
all 4 ninjas

k!
---more coming soon---

An Altercation Of Different GenerationsFriday Night Smackdown
17/5/13

Renee Young smiled brightly as the WWE Universe who were attending the Smackdown event were going to get a segment that four young talents had been pushing for as Renee said

"Please welcome my guest at this time. Damien Sandow" the Smackdown fans booed as 'The Intellectual Saviour' stepped into frame with his traditional patronising smug grin, dressed in his signature robe, the bearded man began to speak

"Thank you Renee, you can depart now" says Sandow shooing the blonde interviewer away as he started to speak

"Now I would like too-" Sandow was cut off by someone playing a guitar off screen, causing Sandow

AmericaxReader-Plots,Plans,and Answered QuestionsYou looked at your partner in crime, closest comrade, and best friend Catherine with disbelief. In all the year you had known her, all the adventures the two of you had, you never expected her to betray you like this. She had chosen to tell you such in a secluded spot at lunch at least. The two of you always ate lunch by a tree a good distance away from anyone else in your high school. Not that it was much of a challenge as most people didn’t bother with you two.

“You what?” Your voice was starting to hit a register so high that only dogs heard.

“I may have…let slip to…a certain person that you happen t

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I have a stalker.

Yes. I do.

It is really, really creeping me out. She follows me everywhere. She said she wanted to video tape me while taking a shower, swim with her at the YMCA, Come to her house, hug her for warmth, and other very creepy things.

I already told the Guidance Office and they gave her a warning. If I go back again, I'll look like a wimp. I can't take it anymore!!!!!! Why won't she leave me alone!!!

Does she think it's some sort of game? A very, very creepy game?

So, Deviant Art, I need your honest opinion. Should I report her again, or live my life in agony?

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Attack of Twilight Fans

by ~Benyumy, Apr 4, 2009, 1:39:23 PM
Literature / Prose / Fiction / Humor

Dave was walking down the street. Just a normal guy on a Tuesday afternoon. What he Didn't know was that he was about to be brutally attacked. Here is Dave's story...

Dave was talking to his girlfriend. They just saw the movie, Twilight
(Dramatization)
"Soo. Did you like the movie Dave? Wasn't it reallly good? i read the book."
"No. Not really. I thought there would be more action."
"What the hell did you just say?"
"It wasn't really good."
"How dare you?! I'm breaking up with you!"

So Dave was now walking down the street. When He saw his ex and a bunch of other girls with bats and other metal weapons.
"Hey guys. What's with the bat???"
"Oh. Nothing."
"R-really?"
"No. Our Lord and savior Edward Cullen has told us to kill you. We always listen to our beloved gods."
"Who the hell are you?!"
"We are members of the church of Twilight. You can call me Alice." Said one girl.
"Call me Rosalie."said another.
"And I'm Bella. Die bitch."

so they beat poor, poor Dave to a pulp. We have an exclusive interview with Dave while he was in the hospital.

(Dave is sitting in his bed with bandages all over his body.)
Interviewer: Tell me, Dave. What happened to you?
Dave:Well, the Church of Twilight came to me and this happened.
I: What did they do?
Dave: As they were beating me they were yelling, 'Beat Jacob! Beat Jacob!' Apparently in the Church of Twilight, he's the devil.
I: How sad. They pinned a note to your shirt saying to join the Church or... die?
Dave: Yes. It is very sad and frightening to know your being watched by a creepy cult.
I: Do you know the names of these girls who beat you?
Dave: Only one. She was my ex. The others had code names.
I: I'm aware it was "Alice and Rosalie."
Dave. Yes. [Starts to cry.]

Do you see the madness? Please for your safety. Do not join the Church of Twilight.

Say 'No!' to cults

Attack of Twilight Fansby ~Benyumy

Literature / Prose / Fiction / Humor

My opinion. I thought the books were ok but the fangirls... oh god the fan girls. if you say one bad thing about twilight, you die.

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~Asari-are-hot Jan 2, 2012

If that is true, that is just creepy!
What would make them take things that far?

~LadyRoseShade Feb 26, 2010 Hobbyist General Artist

HILARIOUS!!! I LOVE AND I TOTALLY AGREE!! fangirls are scary, and they totally ruin everything. I wouldn't be surprised if there was a story like this in the paper tomorrow. HA HA HA.

~Benyumy Feb 28, 2010

I was actually inspired by a girl who was hit by a car as she was running across the street to hug Robert Pattison.

~LadyRoseShade Feb 28, 2010 Hobbyist General Artist

WOW. THAT ACTUALLY HAPPENED????
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

~RooniMan Jun 30, 2009 Hobbyist Traditional Artist

Very disappointing indeed.

~Benyumy Jul 1, 2009

Isn't it a shame? So many good people have turned to this sad, sad cult.

~RooniMan Jul 1, 2009 Hobbyist Traditional Artist

They can't got it through there heads that it's just a book. A poorly-written one for that matter.

~Benyumy Jul 2, 2009

I second everything you just said.

~RooniMan Jul 2, 2009 Hobbyist Traditional Artist

I hope I don't get attacked.

~Benyumy Jul 2, 2009

I was already sabotaged/attacked at school because of this. lol

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